A Hackensack man who posed as an ESPN analyst, entered a high school in Oakland and engaged students in improper conversations was sentenced today to five years' probation.

WHAT'S NEW: Starbucks and Columbia Bank are scheduled to open in late January at Oakland Crossroads, the entry point to the downtown at West Oakland Avenue and Ramapo Valley Road.

A hundred years from now they'll have to believe it, because nobody could ever have made it up.